If you have arrived here, that can only mean one thing – your prize possession Red Swingline Stapler has been stolen.

You have no idea how it happened or who took it.  Crimes like this are happening all over the world every day.  It is very important to remain calm and give into any ransom demands.

Under no circumstance should you attempt to recover the stapler yourself or contact the authorities; this will eliminate your chances of ever seeing your stapler again.

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